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Thursday, September 30, 2004
RE: The debates The President had his ass handed to him, and he had no idea what happened. Bravo to Kerry for being articulate, for answering questions, and for being prepared. Maybe more people will realize what a bonehead we've got in charge. Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Jon proves his awesomeness. I practically promised to make him my god if he really did this, so I guess I've got to do it. But it's really not such a bad thing. He's pretty rad (and he's read books I've read)(if you know what I mean)(Q RACQUETTEBALL). Thursday, September 23, 2004
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
I Am A: True Neutral Elf Bard True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly. Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance. Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit. Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of NeppyMan! NOTE: I might've played this once, for about a half hour or so, at my friend Andrea's house at her brother's behest in maybe 3rd grade. It didn't go well. This may have also been the same time where we ran around their tv lounge dancing to MC Hammer. I am not sure of the timeline here. Suffice it to say, my songs would go along the lines of "You suck / Don't forget my tip hat / Fight that dragon hard, oh yes / here come more / You moron." Yay! |