Mental Poop

Friday, March 28, 2003
Ok, one thing in the movie's favor - Arnold appears to actually emote when The Devil is tempting him with his wife and kids. This may have to do with the genius that is often inherent in Gabriel Byrne bleeding over into Conan the Republican.

End of Days: Much as I enjoy the idea of Gabriel Byrne as Satan, this movie sucks. Cute idea, BAD execution. Arnold is losing his touch, and the accent is fairly silly now. Sorry, guys.

Thursday, March 27, 2003
Alter Ego - this game is WAY too much fun.

is a
Brain-Eating Magic Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 9.5

To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat jordie3, enter your name:

is a
Man-Eating Zombie Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 6.2

To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat capnkjb, enter your name:

Wednesday, March 26, 2003
I have to do laundry.

That is all.

Tuesday, March 25, 2003
I wonder how different life would be with these boobies.

Sunday, March 23, 2003 - For all your Trip Tucker humilation needs.

By golly, today was a nice, lazy today (today being Saturday).

Thursday, March 20, 2003
National guardman changes his name to that of a Transformer - someone actually read this on the TV news.

Cleveland rocks, indeed.

Monday, March 17, 2003
Ok, so all the news stations had their weathermen reporting like mad on Friday and Saturday. "The storm will hit in 45 minutes!" "The storm will hit in 15 minutes!!"

This storm, which was supposed to consist of thunderstorms, hail, and naughty rain, lasted all of about a day, let mostly blue skies in on Saturday, piddled in Sunday, and on today, Monday, is blue skies with scattered clouds.

Scary rain! SCARY!

Friday, March 14, 2003
I went to Buffy Night at Ray's this evening, only apparently it was sorta cancelled. Douggie and I didn't get this info until we already got there, so the three of us went to Fuddruckers.

This has all been a buildup to my story about Fuddruckers, a place that to this day I feel should sell fudge, given its inclusion of "fudd" in the name.

Actually, I have very little story about Fuddruckers. The name thing was it. It's just now, I can say I've eaten there.

Oh, and NEVER mix 3-4 ounces of lemonade with water. It tastes NASTY.

Monday, March 10, 2003
BUY ME NOW or suffer life as a sad, sad person with no entertainment at hand at all.

It is true.

Sweet, an episode of Law&Order with Harry Groener, the mayor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as a defense attorny for some miscreant kids.

Sunday, March 09, 2003
I've seen the Crocodile Hunter movie now, and may I say it is amusing? It's not quite as bad as some say it is, although you have to already like him to be able to deal with his idiosyncrasies (especially those that people don't like often).


Thursday, March 06, 2003 Emergency Appeal to the U.N. - Do this, like, NOW. Shit, I may have posted it too late.

Wednesday, March 05, 2003
The Hinduism presentation went well. Yes, I had to do one.

Schnikes, I forgot to do Viking research. Ooops.

Time for sleep. I keep putting off the damn sleep thing. Agh.

Monday, March 03, 2003
Tahoe is a fun place. You don't even have to ski to enjoy its sublime wonders.

And yes, snow exists, Jennifer.

This is very amusing. Please don't read it at work or in front of the morally-inclined. It may shock and surprise, but it shall at least entertain.