function commentCount($n) { $comments_path = "http://www.kjbland.com/blog/comments/"; if($file = @fopen($comments_path . "comments/$n.comment", 'r')) { $thisFile = fread($file, '1000000'); $thisFile = explode("\n", trim($thisFile)); fclose($file); $comments = sizeof($thisFile); if($comments == 1) {$comments .= " comment";} else {$comments .= " comments";} } else { $comments = "0 comments"; } return $comments; } ?>
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004
AIN'T NOTHING GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN OH NO I'VE GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING We're back in business, kids. Thanks to everyone who made it possible. Thursday, April 22, 2004
Submitted for your amusement: JKIADBBIVFHA.com Mostly it is about how you should vote for John Kerry because Mr Bush is much more of a lying stupid untrustworthy douchebag. I feel kind of sorry for actual bags used in douching, though. It's like the garbageman or something, no respect, but sorta necessary and not entirely asked-for. Poor things. Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Friday, April 16, 2004
Hey, what do we do with drugs confiscated in busts? Like, does it just sit there, or is it processed into something useful/not addictive/dangerous? I'm just thinking, we spend so much on the big ole war on drugs, we might as well try and make some of it back. Monday, April 12, 2004
Hey, any thoughts on PostNuke? What would you like to see? This is not to say I expect any actual comments on this, but some input would be fucking appreciated. Saturday, April 10, 2004
Thursday, April 08, 2004
At the behest of my loyal readership, I have changed back the comment link. No, that is not the "change" I was talking about. That's still in the works, homies. Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Sunday, April 04, 2004
Friday, April 02, 2004
All you Irish and oyster and beer lovers out there, take heed! The 5th Annual Oyster and Beer Festival is a-happenin' on Saturday the 3rd, from 11am to 6pm in Washington Square in San Francisco. There will be traditional and modern Irish music, as well as what appear to be step dancers. It looks like fun. It's probably about a mile walk or so from BART, if you are feeling up to that, although MUNI seems to service the area quite nicely. Details can be found on the website. In other news, I had a fun time tonight, listening to a friend play music and schmoozing with other friends. Go Dumbrella, GO! |