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Monday, July 19, 2004
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I think I would like this CD, because the samples are pretty neato and rad. One of the only things missing is the Neil Pert-esque drumming. But still. Monday, July 12, 2004
TheocracyWatch.org might scare you, it might not surprise you, but it sure as hell might edumacate you. It almost makes me want to go into politics. The only problem with this idea is that I'd probably give myself a heart attack before I turn 30. Sunday, July 11, 2004
Man, I think I need a new mouse. This old trackball is starting to fritz out, and I don't think I can go back to the laser mouse, because it was being stupid. Whatever shall I do?! Tuesday, July 06, 2004
GAH I just had a peanut butter and chocolate chip granola bar, and my teeth are HURTING. That reminds me, I need to set up an appointment with the optometrist (I wonder if Mom figured out how the whole COBRA billing thing works), as well as maybe one for the dentist to see about those mouthguard things for people who grind their teeth at night. Is it wrong to not be doing anything at work, when there really isn't anything much to do? |