function commentCount($n) { $comments_path = "http://www.kjbland.com/blog/comments/"; if($file = @fopen($comments_path . "comments/$n.comment", 'r')) { $thisFile = fread($file, '1000000'); $thisFile = explode("\n", trim($thisFile)); fclose($file); $comments = sizeof($thisFile); if($comments == 1) {$comments .= " comment";} else {$comments .= " comments";} } else { $comments = "0 comments"; } return $comments; } ?>
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Sunday, September 28, 2003
Wednesday, September 24, 2003
According to this site, "Your soul is worth £9787. For your peace of mind, 79% of people have a purer soul than you." People who I KNOW are naughtier than me scored as purer. I am SO confused. Friday, September 19, 2003
Piggies make a run for it - Oklahoma makes the national news in a curly-tailed way. I mean, yarrrr, catch those greased oinkers before they're all gone. We be needin them for the salt pork, if we're to find more treasharrrrrrrr. Thursday, September 11, 2003
Some scientists didn't entirely follow procedures, and this big bobbly ooops of a dropped spacecraft happened. Follow the rules, boys. Always check the manual. Wednesday, September 10, 2003
Sunday, September 07, 2003
Girls, Boys and Autism - scroll down and find the quiz at the bottom. Wigu scores so far: s-lion 9 sophie 12 courtney 14 alisdair 16 dreamserpent 16 khmer 16 O 16 darnn 17 jordie 17 bob 23 mort 24 jeffR 24 wobbly 27 foiba 27 s-wing 29 spam 32 simon 35 Alisdair's cat 42 Samuri Lapin Part 3 is my favorite one, I think, because of the background music, and the fluttering petals and banners. Check 'em all out, if you haven't done so already, which is entirely possible. Tuesday, September 02, 2003
Note: all the comments problems have been related to a server failure and other craziness. Check it on this website. In other news: Read all about a guy who, when struck by lightening, got an urge to party. Life's weird, ain't it? Then again, people have had pipes slammed through their heads, and come out fine, only with severe personality changes. So maybe it's similar. Or, he's just frikkin happy to be around and wants to celebrate. Life's a banquet, after all, and most poor fools are starving to death. |