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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
There's something about my jeans that makes me feel like my legs are slender and and my ass is great. I'd wear them more often, but apparently they are bad for you. Also, I need some new socks. These ones have holes in the heels. Monday, February 23, 2004
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Thursday, February 19, 2004
A friend of mine is selling a load of good stuff. Most of his DVDs are gone, but he's got plenty of other things for cheap that are good. You can view it at this convenient link. Please, consider his stuff as worthy of being included with your stuff. Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Here is an interesting piece on white privilege. I found it fairly thought provoking. Ve get too soon oldt and too late schmart. Friday, February 13, 2004
Here's a little flash thing that helps you figure out if your room is good with regards to feng shui. Granted, it might be a bit skewed towards the girly set, but honestly, I don't think that'll matter much to boys, unless your walls are plastered with bikini babes and other barely clad (or naked) ladies. Wednesday, February 11, 2004
I had an interview today for a Master's program in Museum Studies. I think it went well, but I am no expert. I couldn't sleep the night before, but I was calm and (possibly) charismatic during the actual event, so. Oh MAN I hope I get in. Monday, February 09, 2004
Check out the pictures for the Top to Bottom, Side to Side Party, Jan. 31, 2004! It is not really a riot, but it is fun nonetheless. Sunday, February 08, 2004
I promise you, listening to LBJ order pants can be a VERY amusing thing indeed. I'm not kidding. It's worth the time, and it streams just fine even on slow-ass connections. Thursday, February 05, 2004
These are the hottest shoes evar. If I wore high heels more often, and had $200 to blow on a pair of shoes, I would be on these in a heartbeat. Shiny, red, and NAUGHTY. I saw them while shopping today. Oh my gawd. They ARE shoes. They define the genre. Tuesday, February 03, 2004
A humorous take on Joe Lieberman's exit from the running. Who knew that Joe could be worked into so many new things? |