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Wednesday, December 31, 2003
Friday, December 26, 2003
I am housesitting in Redwood City and it is kinda fun. There are fish and a snake, and a hot tub, and a PS2. Vice City is fun. I occasionally worry that the shooting and the crashing and the violence from the game is annoying the next door neighbors (it is a townhouse with a shared wall), but maybe they would've said something before. This keyboard is kinda hard to handle, but I think it is an okay tradeoff, as there is a fast connection. Updating in Netscape looks a lot different than IE - weird. Oh, and Christmas was pretty good, I got some nice stuff. Yay! And the food was tasty, too. Now, if only the clown knife fish would stop rubbing his belly against the bottom, so I wouldn't have to call the fish people to find out how to treat that skin condition. Then I think it would be even cooler. Sunday, December 21, 2003
Now, granted, I haven't seen Matrix the Third yet, but I feel that perhaps this review by RavenBlack is an excellent guide to the movie. Hee hee, Jesus lasers from his eyes. Saturday, December 20, 2003
K, so, I have new brake pads in the back, but they need to be tightened. I would enjoy this, as right now it takes a moment for the brakes to decide that I am serious in my intent to brake, and so should start to work their magic. Also the parking brake could be a little more powerful. Then again, this was basically a free job, so I shouldn't complain too much (if I die from faulty brakes, smack around my sister's friend Chris, ok?). Sunday, December 14, 2003
A shopping excursion netted the DVD for "10 Things I Hate About You", in addition to toothpaste and batteries. Eeeeexcellent. Saturday, December 13, 2003
Friday, December 12, 2003
Take the quiz to find out which Batman Villain you are, and then check out all the other answers. Every single one is PRICELESS. First time I have ever saved all the images for all the results for a quiz. (Note: I got The Joker. I wish I actually did have that grasp of chemistry, although I know a bit.) Thursday, December 11, 2003
Oh man, so I finally got done with the damn global paper, and I head to Nations. I get a plain hot dog, fries, and a slice o' chocolate cream pie. They must love me. They split and fried the hot dog, and gave me a ton of fries. Sure, they had to make a new batch because I was the only person, there, but dammit, I am happy now. Wednesday, December 10, 2003
Hey, if we've got a bunch of nations who are members of the UN, and we've got the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, how come we ain't followin it? In essence, what the fuck? Dude, Kazakhstan has a website. How cool is that? You can find more interestingly-named countries websites at NATO's page for EAPC Member Countries. Read an interview with Vin Diesel's mastiff Roman, in which "testicles" have no fewer than 7 euphemisms. Please tell me this is true. In other news, you can create your own Picassoesque portrait! You can see my own here. Monday, December 08, 2003
This is what procrastination gets you. Staying up far too late doing dumb things. Ok, presentation prepared (as much as it can be), exam written. Skipping extra credit because it is so late/early. For Tuesday: Finish first half of final, prep and write second half. This shall all be done in frenzy before noon. For Thursday: Take presentation, articles, etc, and make outline, then write, large paper. For whenever he wants it: watch movies, do writeups. Set aside a DAY for this, just because of busy-work aspect. Wednesday, December 03, 2003
You know that Harry Potter thing I posted a bit ago? No? Well, I did, you bastard. Anyway, this is a link (genius) to Animutations who made that one and a few others. More than a few, actually. Probably enough to entertain you for a while. The Potter one is in the "miscellaneous" section. |