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Tuesday, April 29, 2003
49ers take a flier on Dorsey / Focus on passing game for second-day selection - GO KENNY. I don't normally get all whoopwhoop over sports, but I grew up with him and he was a nice guy (except when he made me cry in the 4th grade that time. Bastard.). Anyway, local boy makes good. Woohoo. Sunday, April 27, 2003
Friday, April 25, 2003
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Just a quick note to all of you sheep-lovers out there: It is OK to make love to ewes in Texas. That is all. Thank you. Friday, April 18, 2003
I saw The Sexy on TV today, thanks to Mom. Go KCSM and public television. Mr. Wingfield as a sexysexy and somewhat angsty vet. He even made sticking your entire arm up a horse's inner bits to get at a foal okay. I must be out of my mind. Wednesday, April 16, 2003
I've been lax in posting to this sucka. Ooops. Is the only reason to go to Cancun getting wasted and having random sex with other drunk people in a warm place? Because that's all I'm seeing. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you, but how do those people deal with all the papers and readings that professors like to pile on for spring break? Oh well. Wednesday, April 09, 2003
Monday, April 07, 2003
I went to the Nyingma Institute of Tibetan Buddhism on Sunday. It was pretty neat, if you can use such a dynamic word as "neat" to describe a tranquil place. If the parking wasn't so damn crappy, I'd be interested in going a little more often (I am a wuss). Saturday, April 05, 2003
Flash required: Oh dear lord. Some of you may have already seen this, but dangit, it's the first time for me. LAZY me. Thursday, April 03, 2003
No matter how much of a Dirty Harry-esque movie this might be, The Gauntlet has one of the best helicopter chase scenes EVER. That chopper was hella wicked cool. Wednesday, April 02, 2003
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
It is frikkin AMAZING how a movie can seem all bright and shiny and new when you simply change the vehicle that displays the picture. I can see GREEEN! Mom rocks. |