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Thursday, July 31, 2003
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Ok, you know the post about those naughty people in Seattle? Well, in response to a little discussion about this thing called "litigation", they rehired my good ole pal. So, all is somewhat better with the world. Sorta. I found this on #wigu. It is a trippy flash game/adventure puzzle thing that, while difficult at times, is also fun. It is work-safe, has music, and is best played with the browser window maximized (so you can see the little tiny details). In other news, I like cheese. Monday, July 28, 2003
Hi! Are you in the Seattle area? Just generally want to dislike some people? Then by all means, dislike THOROUGHLY Barbara Chase and Carl Bockla. They fired a close personal friend of mine for suspicion of stealing, when in fact the person in question was fixing the till after a new employee broke it. Thank you. Again, those names are Barbara Chase and Carl Bockla. They are associated with a used record store, "Second Time Around Music", 4209 University Way, Seattle, Washington. Gits. Friday, July 25, 2003
Thursday, July 24, 2003
Ever wonder how many penis songs there are? Well, here's a few. It's a picture of a playlist. It doesn't have Monty Python's Penis Song, but it is most amusing anyway. Wednesday, July 23, 2003
Ever wondered if all teenagers hang around and are generally useless? Amy Ritchies most certainly is not. She's not yet 17 and is already a champion taxidermist. It's hella impressive. Check it out. Tuesday, July 22, 2003
Ping Pong, only different. It may take a bit to load on slower connections, but it is work-safe and very entertaining. Yay for Flash and Japanese TV! Hey, every-body! Come on up to the Heart of the Forest Renaissance Faire, for fun, games, and other things. I'm in St. Patrick's Guild, where we drink, dance (at noon and 4), and otherwise act in Irish ways. Directions are on the clicky-websitey-thing. Thursday, July 17, 2003
Thursday, July 10, 2003
Thursday, July 03, 2003
Jeff of WiGU fame pointed me to his pick for the presidency: Howard Dean. I hope he's got good security dudes. I like him already. Wednesday, July 02, 2003
OMG the USA tv cut of Highlander:Endgame has cut out the only bit that would make showing it worthwhile to a lot of people - the crazy break-in of the Sanctuary by the bad Immortals. It's all about Donnie Yen and the motorcycle. Yes. I must watch the rest, of course, to see what other tasty morsels they've left out of an already somewhat-lacking show. T2 is pretty damn neat. Eye candy without a terribly retarded plot. Ahnold ain't too bad either, as this was made when the Austrian Android looked great in leather (and without a Conan cut). |