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Thursday, November 27, 2003
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
I will jump on the bandwagon to promote a scary yet amusing comic, Patches by Kelly Vivanco. I am pretty much the only one who finds it scary, but that's mainly because it has gophers that look like that painting, "The Scream". Also, I cannot watch all of "The Rats of NIMH" because of a similar thing. Far too traumatic. That being said, I enjoy action movies far more than weepy Merchant Ivory things. At least in regards to re-watching value. Monday, November 24, 2003
My friend Josh pointed out a website today, that he calls "the strangest site in the history of the web". Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Ulli's Roy Orbison in Cling-film site Friday, November 21, 2003
I think I may have been able to tell you that the new Cat in the Hat movie was going to suck, but these guys can go into so much more detail. Honestly, let's stop slaughtering classics, shall we? Morons. Tuesday, November 18, 2003
Um, some of my friends really like this, but I just don't see the allure. That damn badger Flash. It goes on forever. I must be really weird currently, because I'm just not getting it; usually, I enjoy silly repetitive things like that. Maybe it is the bass element to it. Monday, November 17, 2003
Some have said that if they were rich enough and American, they'd buy this Space Ghost desk and chair. Me, I am not sure if Cartoon Network is kidding or not. Then again, if there really is a desk with a built-in TV and sound system, along with a mini fridge and computer and power ports, self-illumination, and a massaging chair, well then. Another reason to be a selfish bastard and fight to become heinously independently wealthy, eh? :D Friday, November 14, 2003
Ever wonder what would REALLY happen if Superman and Lois Lane/Lana Lang had sex? Well, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex answers that, to some extent. Thursday, November 13, 2003
It's shit like this news article that only drives home to me how really irritating and bad spam is. Damn you, rampant capitalism! Thursday, November 06, 2003
From Hooloovoo, a site that helps you see how colorblind people see. It's actually quite neat to see the colors change in weird ways. Morons, morons, everywhere, and not a drop of sense. Check out a timeline about Maher Arar, the Canadian/Syrian dude who was tortured and held in Syria for no real reason other than our country is retarded in the worst way possible. Tuesday, November 04, 2003
You know Joe Schmo, and how he didn't know everyone was an actor? Well, imagine if the chick you were competing for wasn't really a chick? Monday, November 03, 2003
Sunday, November 02, 2003
Saturday, November 01, 2003
< spam > high school has taught me that only nerds learn things in high school, the cool people are too busy drinking or having sex to be productive < Thadius|Sunrider > depends on how you define productive spam < spam > well they are reproductive < spam > we have to pregnant girls in my grade this year so far < Thadius|Sunrider > I suppose you could look at that, with them, as being negative productive < Thadius|Sunrider > gene, I think I am going to write a sin editorial on the necessity of an aggressive eugenics program < Mechant_mechant > thats very fascist of you < Thadius|Sunrider > the readers expect nothing else |