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Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Asterphage linked to Five Geek Social Fallacies, which I am currently reading. It's certainly something to think about. Yes, I'm looking at YOU. You know who you are. Omg. :D Tuesday, January 27, 2004
Will, I think you and Sprint customers everywhere might appreciate this top 5 list, courtesy of Merlin. Monday, January 26, 2004
Sunday, January 25, 2004
Ohmigod. So, if you live in New Hampshire, I would ask that you please consider voting for Howard Dean. I say this because it's been a long time since a passionate guy was elected to well nigh anything, and it's about time to do so. When Howard Dean gets happy, we know it, because he shows it. When he gets mad, we know it, because he shows it. Quite frankly, that kind of emotional honesty is attractive, in that there's very little pussyfooting around issues. I for one am somewhat sick of moderates pandering to both sides and backing down when it looks like something important but not popular might not get done. I'm sick of morons who pander to the lowest common denominator. Sure, Dean takes advantage of the level of anger against the current regime's actions, but it's well-founded. If he uses it for the forces of good, then bring it on. It's about time we had a crazy, liberal, activist sonuvabitch in the White House. Plus, he was a hottie then, and he ain't too bad for an old guy now (which is more than I can say for Kerry). Don't hold the "YEEEEAAAAGGHH!!" against him. He's THAT EAGER. Vote Howard Dean in 2004, omg. Saturday, January 24, 2004
One of my favorite professors is doing a Jan Term class on an ironclad in the Bay. This sort of class makes me wish I was actually still stuck in school... then again, it'd mean I'd have to wake up early and go to a stinky estuary. But hey, this means the Underwater Indiana Jones is at it again in the newspapers! No, I do not plan to stop calling him that ANY TIME SOON. Friday, January 23, 2004
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Foiba found the most amazing webcam chat EVER on Captain Obvious. Good fucking lord. It's sad that someone would be so needy/gullible as to do what they got this kid to do, but on the other hand... how dumb do you have to be? Dude. Tuesday, January 20, 2004
The future is here. Robotic belly-dancers are the next big thing. Dude, the Japanese have WAY too much time on their hands. That, or they just keep on doing crazy things. Either way, really. Yay lampreys! Monday, January 19, 2004
Thursday, January 15, 2004
Are there people out there who spend $80/month for cell phone service? To me, that seems incredibly excessive. Charging that much for using a telephone seems so silly. MADNESS. Wednesday, January 14, 2004
Thanks to Dougie, you may now click this link and watch incredibly entertaining xombies in a cartoon series. A zombie with a conscience, if you will. It is Flash and very good. The second cartoon is higher quality soundwise, and longer. A+ from me. SCIENCE! Question is, do you feel comfortable hooking your ankles up to something the size of small radio and let it turn you on? Granted, it's blue and that's kind of cute, but last I checked electrode pads weren't exactly sexy to me. Well, unless they are applied correctly, and... um, yes. Right. Anyone got $140? Sunday, January 11, 2004
Saturday, January 10, 2004
SpaceNinja introduced this fun Toy Box. I must admit, it was a lot easier than the origami I was trying at the time. Fuck you, origami. Wednesday, January 07, 2004
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