Mental Poop

Thursday, February 27, 2003
Sometimes I'll be walking to class, and I'll look around me, and I'll think "Dammit, but the world is BEAUTIFUL." I can't take it all in, it's just so awesome.

And then I have to go to class. Fuckers.

Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Symptoms and Information on Internet Addiction - Somewhat amusing. I don't take them seriously solely based on their use of the word "loosing". I fucking HATE that.

Tuesday, February 25, 2003
I feel sick, but just in body. Like, my head and chest aren't congested, I'm not puking up things, but dammit my limbs are all tingly and my head kinda hurts.

Where does Whirlpool get the cash for the insanely colorful and pseudoarty commercials? Not that I care, but still.

Tobey Maguire! I forgot Tobey Maguire!

I also forgot to watch Buffy tonight. DAMN YOU, LAW&ORDER RERUNS. now has a Wigu channel.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Friday, February 21, 2003
Does EverQuest Adventures actually look like that? Because if it does, it's no wonder people never leave their rooms when they place EverQuest.

While I'm asking questions, why does Aaron Spelling still make "entertainment"? Honestly? What sick god set this plum job up?

Thursday, February 20, 2003
The James Spader of the late 80s-early 90s should've played Byron.

I'm just saying.

Wednesday, February 19, 2003
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
- Randal, Clerks

Check out the image Sexy Hitler posted.

It is safe for work, although not safe for makeup, as you may cry with laughter as I did.

Saturday, February 15, 2003


Friday, February 14, 2003
Speak, and it shall be done: My paper is finished.

So is the MASSIVE ROME GALLERY EXTRAVAGANZA that has been biting me for some time.


Thursday, February 13, 2003

Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Smart chicks are SO hot.
- Xander, BtVS

You people are so useless. Honestly.

I got directed here by a friend of mine. I wouldn't necessarily look at this in front of upstanding citizens, unless they're... no, don't bother.

The American obsession with youth bothers me. Worries me. Youthfulness is just fine, but when EVERYTHING is involved with making you look younger, it means there's no way to win. It's a losing battle, and it makes you feel bad for something you couldn't control.

It's right up there with using anthropology for market research.

I'd like some cookies.

Tuesday, February 11, 2003
Anyone got any good ideas for a Valentine's present? I've got one piece, but it's not really enough for a full gift and besides, it's a gag gift.

No, I will not consider satin g-strings. For me, or anyone else.

Unless they're tasteful.

Which is impossible.


Friday, February 07, 2003

I LOVE this.

Thursday, February 06, 2003
I just had an epiphany.

A parent is supposed to raise their child so that, when they are adults, they are able to take care of themselves. Parents have to instill in their children the skills they'll need so they'll be able to be independent adults. It has to be a conscious effort.

I don't know why this is such a revelation.

Wednesday, February 05, 2003
I'm surrounded by MORONS.

WHY? What have I done that is so wrong? What kind of fucked-up test is this? Tests are stupid and insulting! Even if that's the point, they're WRONG.

Sorry, I'm hating some people right now because they are so STUPID and SELF-IMPORTANT and CLUELESS.

And they have riled me to the point of not being able to be productive. I know, I know, another test to show me the value of patience. FUCK THAT SHIT.

Tuesday, February 04, 2003
And dude! I don't have shoes like the chick in the picture! This is slander! Libel! I'll sue!

Monday, February 03, 2003
Defragging did very little, if anything.

The Compaq didn't bitch this much at image files and folders. Its HD was 8G, and it got pretty damn filled up and it still didn't have problems.

Honestly, I don't think explorer.exe should take 99% of the CPU time. That's crazy.

In other news, one of my heaters is rattling and has been turned off, and I've run out of cupcakes.

Saturday, February 01, 2003
I really, really, REALLY don't like infants.

I'd also love to know why explorer.exe is so fucking slow. I try and move files around and I'll be damned if it isn't slow-ass opening folders and shit. I had to change the HD to DMA for some reason, but I don't know as that helped. Explorer.exe is taking up 98% of CPU time sometimes, and it's crazy. Nothing else takes up that much work.

And fyi, I'm not talking Internet Explorer. I'm talking the actual explorer that runs the damn machine, after a fashion.


Well, I just finished getting through all the Rome pictures. I haven't coded the galleries yet, as there are way over 400 frikkin pictures to code for.

But yeah, I've been watching/somewhat ignoring LotR and UHF all day. God bless DVDs and stuff like commentaries. Yes, I really could listen to Sean Bean, Orlando Bloom, Christopher Lee, and all the rest, for a LONG TIME. They're just so great-sounding.

I swear, Weird Al sounds like someone I know. Give me a bit, I'll figure out who.

Naaww, I won't.