Mental Poop

Friday, March 26, 2004
OMG best title EVER.

Thank you, Vickie.

Richard Simmons is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.

Mr. Simmons, I salute you.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Dude, the second I walk out the door, someone calls. Isn't that always the way? Thank goodness for voicemail.

Mom made some cookies. They are good.

Monday, March 22, 2004
Good god that was wrong somehow.

"Casino" is on and Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone just made out.

It's almost as scary as 70s&80s fashion.

Saturday, March 20, 2004
I weep - the voting for this week's Nashville Star is broken.

I want to ensure more Brad Cotter, goddammit. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THAT, PRAY?

Friday, March 19, 2004
I'm sorry, the new "Touching Evil" is not better than CSI or Law&Order:CI. Sorry.

Now, the original British production? THAT is better than those two.

Vickie pointed me to this: BORED OF WAR - The Mess That Is the Holy Land. He also enjoyed the SKATE AND DESTROY - Israel feature as well. Of course, most of the skating goes on in Beirut, but still.

In other news, I have a ton of origami paper now. Granted, the vast majority of it is TINY (as in 4cm sides), but still. I shall be making wee things, as is my wont.

Thursday, March 18, 2004
Here is the gallery of exploits in LA on March 13. ROCK.

Also, the Discovery Channel has those Animal Wars things, and I wish I paid more attention to when this stuff was on, because DAMN that looks entertaining and educational.

OMG Spike TV I love you forever, you are bringing Deep Space 9 to your channel on April 5.


Totally random, but I'm really glad Brad Cotter was the one voted in for Nashville Star.

This is not to say that I adore country music and want to marry it. I'm just saying, I caught the first episode and honestly, hearing that man sing, well, I'd buy his fucking album any day. Verily, I was wooed.

Friday, March 12, 2004
Ok, so there's this Zyrtec ad where this chick is walking a dog, and is sneezing all the time, because she's allergic.

If you're allergic to dogs that much, why the hell did you buy the fucker anyway?

Wait, that implies there's some intelligence at work here.

Thursday, March 11, 2004
There's this ice skating special on A&E, and they just had three chicks skating around with pink sticks, and OMG they had the most hideous frilly skirts on. I have not seen such hideousness in some time.

Other than that, a good show so far.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004
I kinda win.

I think I'll go join him.

God bless Ron Perlman for being so willing to don latex and make-up. Who else would we get to play our crazy-lookin' dudes? He also did work for Batman: The Animated Series (as Matthew Hagen/Clayface), which really paralleled his own career (except for the complete transformation and life of crime, of course)(that we know about).

Of course, I still love this guy, but that's a given. And such a good birthday! Granted, it is not the best day ever, but it is very close.

Ren&Stimpy is GENIUS. Thank you, SpikeTV, for reviving it somewhat, or at least for right now.

Thursday, March 04, 2004
It's another one of those days with not much to do, but I feel pretty good. Yay Old Navy t-shirt! So sexy.

Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Sound familiar? Diplomatic Shark thinks so.

Monday, March 01, 2004
My GOD Geico makes great ads.