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Tuesday, May 25, 2004
WTF PEOPLE What is wrong with Catholic schoolkids? I do not understand the urge to have sex at 11. I had more pressing concerns then, like was Peter going to pick on me, or what touch-typing we'd learn, or whether I'd get a turn on the swing. Oddly enough, "gee, I hope Tom doesn't snap the blue bracelet, he's grody" NEVER CROSSED MY GODDAMN MIND. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE JEEZUS Thursday, May 20, 2004
SAVE THE CARBS For more help on this topic, read The Amateur Gourmet: The Carbohydrate Manifesto. People, carbs are good. Moderation is good. FUCKING LEARN THIS ALREADY, JEEZUS Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Thursday, May 13, 2004
I have been a little busy, in case you were curious. Mayhaps I shall do as one person suggested - fiddle with the code from the gallery in such a way as to adapt it to the front page. Failing that, I shall make a simple-yet-elegant-and-sexy front page that will be titled "Teh Front Page of DOOM" and run with it, making all the updatable stuff in the blog or the gallery, that sort of thing. I never really got around to updating those old pages (about Highlander and all that) so I might scrap them, who knows. We'll see. There are a lot of things we'll see about. Hopefully the sight will be a good one. Thursday, May 06, 2004
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Saturday, May 01, 2004
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