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Friday, June 24, 2005
Male-targeted ads found to be in no man's land (Reuters) "When asked which they would prefer, a higher standard of living with them staying home with the kids while the wife worked or a lower standard of living with them working and the wife staying home, 46 percent said they'd prefer to stay home." WELL OF COURSE THIS IS NOT A SURPRISE What guy - heck, what person - wouldn't rather stay at home instead of going to work and having a crappy life? I mean, I can see where they are going with the question (do you mind taking care of children) but dude a lot of people are going to see the "high standard of living while staying at home" and pick that one almost immediately. Then again, I did not perform the survey, what do I know. AGH GENDER POLITICS Thursday, June 23, 2005
Lady named deputy President in South Africa South Africa, a nation known until not too long ago for outrageous apartheid and civil rights abuses, has a female president before the United States. And we call them backwards. Thursday, June 16, 2005
In other news, don't forget about this classic from way back when. Oh man I am still pleased with that. Santa Fe is where I will be for the next few days. If you want something cheap and easily found, let me know ASAP. Pretty much though if I don't know already you are SOOL so oh well. I will try and remember to get some chipotle and some coyote-themed things, though, for Reasons. Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Did you know that a AAA membership can save you cash on prescriptions? I didn't, until today. Pretty crazy, man. |